Monday, September 29, 2008

Malaysiakini - The Soap Opera

Okay here we go. To summaries Malaysia’s soap opera currently, PM want to stay in power till 2010, DPM don’t mind waiting for less than 2 years, former DPM wants to rule the country and former PM is not happy with all of them.

1 It’s like a love triangle without love.

2 That’s just the beginning, let us evaluate each strategy.

3 PM’s golden rule, ignore what the public is saying directly, listen to family members and the views of the DPM plus other top figures regarding the public sentiments instead.

4 DPM job scope is to advice on the date of power transition and also timing of sudden overseas learning trips on plants and flowers. This timing is highly top secret and need careful consideration as the consequence of miss-timing can be disastrous to employment.

5 Former DPM role is to make sudden releases of information and evidence that can directly disrupt and distract PM’s and DPM’s job functions. “Hope” is the key word in the plan. Timing is little less observed because timing does not really matter to the former DPM as datelines can always be changed.

6 Former PM key motto “not to be happy with anyone” and “my way or the highway”. Try to go against any groups or individuals at every opportunity possible as criticism helps to improve people.

7 There are also other conspiracy involved like the roti canai astronaut, the submarine that kills money and people, the disappearing P.I, the infamous handsome global coffee boy and the judge with an egg.

8 Hope they don’t get me a VISA without a V. I don’t think I’ll be getting the former though as we have been recognized as resourceful people whole fully utilized our temporary visits for various purposes.

9 On the bright side that’s one ranking we are climbing instead of sliding.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

The Reason

Welcome onboard, well first of all there must be a reason for anything that happens.As true as there is a reason a criminal must be in jail there is a reason for me to start writing a blog. I never thought this day would come, just because of my mindset of thinking blogs were for kids....





YES .. you can tell me how wrong I am.....





A blogger can become an MP and Tony Fernandes has has his god damm blog I don't noe wats next... Damm i feel like my grandma who thinks a remote control is troublesome....


The main reason that drove me to create a blog is Tony's. He's one guy I truly admire, he is definately in a class of his own and someone we all could learn from.



I was thinking maybe I could add sarcasm and humor into our Malaysia politics( as if its not humorous enough) for everyone and share my passion about succesful business people that we can learn from.


Anyway I was planning for like a MEGA INTRO for the blog... You knoe something like the introduction of INDIAN star for a movie......














Then on second thoughts, I'll just let the Superstar's stick to what their good at( flying in from heights that would scare eagles, and super punches that could bring down hulk) and I'll stick to what i'm good at ( being sarcastic).
Most of my indian frens would know what I mean. I hope I'll have the passion to continue writing for a long time. Till the next post...

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