Malaysiakini - The Soap Opera

Okay here we go. To summaries Malaysia’s soap opera currently, PM want to stay in power till 2010, DPM don’t mind waiting for less than 2 years, former DPM wants to rule the country and former PM is not happy with all of them.

1 It’s like a love triangle without love.

2 That’s just the beginning, let us evaluate each strategy.

3 PM’s golden rule, ignore what the public is saying directly, listen to family members and the views of the DPM plus other top figures regarding the public sentiments instead.

4 DPM job scope is to advice on the date of power transition and also timing of sudden overseas learning trips on plants and flowers. This timing is highly top secret and need careful consideration as the consequence of miss-timing can be disastrous to employment.

5 Former DPM role is to make sudden releases of information and evidence that can directly disrupt and distract PM’s and DPM’s job functions. “Hope” is the key word in the plan. Timing is little less observed because timing does not really matter to the former DPM as datelines can always be changed.

6 Former PM key motto “not to be happy with anyone” and “my way or the highway”. Try to go against any groups or individuals at every opportunity possible as criticism helps to improve people.

7 There are also other conspiracy involved like the roti canai astronaut, the submarine that kills money and people, the disappearing P.I, the infamous handsome global coffee boy and the judge with an egg.

8 Hope they don’t get me a VISA without a V. I don’t think I’ll be getting the former though as we have been recognized as resourceful people whole fully utilized our temporary visits for various purposes.

9 On the bright side that’s one ranking we are climbing instead of sliding.