Headlines from Malaysiakini

Back again. The viewer who’s visiting my blog is slowly climbing. At this point of time it’s at 27. 17 is by myself and the other 8 is by my friends who I forced and balance 2 which I can’t really figure out, maybe were trying to surf ronaldregan and miss-clicked. Back to business….

1. Taib family's CMS to benefit from dam –All the funding and construction workers from Bakun project would be rushed immediately to the new dam side. Bakun project would be cleared to accommodate the sudden influx of native(whose communities are asked to make way for the new dam) to Bakun, although they would need to walk a few hundred kilometers, running is recommended. A new design of rumah panjang in Bakun is to be layout named ‘The dammed rumah panjang’ Natives are offered subprime loan for the rumah panjang’s. It is suggested the new dam should be crafted with faces of well know people (like Mount Rushmore) for exp: All Sarawak CM’s for the past 25 years. Oppss is there’s only one.

2 Second habeas corpus filed by RPK’s lawyers - Honestly I have no idea what does habeas corpus means… it sounds like a dead body with flowers on it. Anyway we all know the court is going to reject whatever filing is being done as long as the ISA is not abolished.


3. Najib ensures economy solid after shares dive – Although the Malaysian stock are on a free fall for the past 9 months certain leaders ensures we got nothing to worry with statements like“The fundamentals of the Malaysian economy are strong. The economy has the capacity to weather the destabilising consequences ... in the US economy and international financial markets”. The statement although seem to contradict with the recent blunt accusation by clearly distress world leaders who are accusing US for egging on uncontrolled financial speculation. World leader of countries whose states are bigger that Malaysia itself are panicking but Malaysian leaders remain confident of our economy.

picture courtesy from tony pua's blog

3.1 It is said Malaysia have been trading secretly with aliens from Mars and Venus so our economy do not depends entirely on partners like US despite the latter being Malaysia top exports officially.

3.2 Other understanding is that the phrase “Malaysian economy”, is actually referring to the government linked cronies and top politically linked businesses rather that the common understanding of the overall country’s financial situation.